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Simple Things
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:22 am
by Bluestar
Why do simple things always get complicated?
It drives me insane
[edit] I mean for example: When you tell someone to send the unused portion of their product back to the company....what so so damn difficult about that to understand? I mean, really? *grumble*
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:04 pm
by Luc
Because the common normal person is only half witted.
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:56 am
by Scavenger
Luc wrote:Because the common normal person is only half witted.
And we all know that nothing hurts like having half your wit removed.
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:04 pm
by Comatose
Scavenger wrote:Luc wrote:Because the common normal person is only half witted.
And we all know that nothing hurts like having half your wit removed.
We all don't know that. I didn't know that.
I guess you have to have some wit to know how it would feel to get half of it removed.
The last statement was my thought of others thoughts while reading the previous statement.
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:49 pm
by kiri
I didn't know that either. Tell us how it feels, Scav, since it appears you know!
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:29 pm
by Stars
I could sure use some wit. Even some small portion of a wit would do, I think.
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:32 pm
by Scavenger
kiri wrote:I didn't know that either. Tell us how it feels, Scav, since it appears you know!
It felt just like when you got your entire wit removed, Kiri, except it hurt half as much.
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:35 am
by kiri
*grin*
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:41 am
by Stars
Maybe Scavenger gave up half his wit to someone who really needed it. For instance, someone who had a malignant wit that had to be removed completely. In order to compensate for the loss, Scavenger donated his wit like a spare kidney. In a surprisingly common birth defect, some people are born without a wit at all! So, we might want to applaud Scav's half-witless personality as a sign of his charitable goodwill and loving heart. Bless you, Scavenger.
Then again, he probably just lost it in a drunken pole-vaulting accident.
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:21 am
by demeiz
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:18 pm
by Comatose
demeiz wrote:by nature we dont want to do thing so if we dont push are selfs and make things happen then we dont let are selves do it (tidying up that take sfor ever)
What?
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:04 am
by Joysinger
rabies should write more helpfiles.
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:22 am
by Java
Joysinger wrote:rabies should write more helpfiles.
pure randomness?
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:08 pm
by Bluestar
*peer Joy* What's that have to do with simple things getting insanely complicated? *poke*
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:53 pm
by kiri
I think Joy was referring to that particular imm's penchant for grammar help files...