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Breasteses question (Not Safe for Stars, or Score)

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How can you tell a fake and a real breast?
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Fake breasts are harder and perfectly shaped on either side, compared to real breasts which are often uneven and not as "perky" In otherwords, if a woman with large breasts isn't wearing a bra and they're still perky, chances are they're fake.

*blink*

Otherwise I have no idea because I only have real ones ;)
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Post by Joysinger »

real breasts move, fake ones don't. at least not like they _should_

but i think it's a lot harder for males to see a difference than for women :p
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Post by Everybody »

Umm... we're unaccustomed to having to deal with them on a hourly basis, so we have never familiarized ourselves with how a natural breast typically moves? (In defense of men...)
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though we all WISH that we were familiar with them on an hourly basis...
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*pet Dis*

Can you please tell me the facisnation with breasts? They're not that special you know, just two lumps on a woman's chest *blink*
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Breasts are just so NICE! they're soft, and warm, and slightly mushy, and we don't have them, but we want them. The fascination with breasts that men have is probably mostly to do with the fact that we don't have breasts of our own. The softness, and warmth, and slight mushiness applies to most parts of a woman's body, but the fact that we don't have breasts (while we do have, for example, legs, butts, necks, backs, etc..) is probably what contributes to the fascination we have with them.
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so basically you'd be happy if you had breasts? They have operations for that yanno *blink*
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there was a guy on The Man Show that actually had breast implants.... Was that you dis?
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i don't know blue....think i could borrow yours for a while, just to, you know, try them out and see if i really want to get a pair for myself?
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disaster wrote:i don't know blue....think i could borrow yours for a while, just to, you know, try them out and see if i really want to get a pair for myself?
ahem *cough* i believe they are already spoken for. *glare*
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Yeah, they're mine and nobody elses :P Leave my breasts alone Dis :P

(anyone find something terribly wrong with having to tell someone this?)
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*Muhahaha*
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Someone protect me from the evil Canadian :P
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Me: I invited Disaster on my birthday. I also told him that I invited Bluei and Java.
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Me: Yeah, Dis asked how am I supposed to keep the two from making out.
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