Newsletter February 7, 2005

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Newsletter February 7, 2005

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Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter:

Visit us at telnet://barren.coredcs.com:8000/
or our web site at http://www.barrenrealmsmud.com/

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IDEAS -- feel free to comment on these!


Tea: make the invisible flag visible on locate object... If you can find it and have
detect invis, you should be able to tell it is invis...

Badman: only allow channel commands with an argument, like with tell... It's annoying
when you catch the . or @ or q or anything like that whilst playing and it wipes the
history of a genuine question, etc...

Badman: allow potions that can hold more than one dose of spells...

Badman: you should be able to donate body parts as food

Badman: don't make drunkenness effects as chronic when you revert to 'you are neither
hungry nor thirsty' - Lots of people manage to eat kebabs when drunk...

Iori: heroes should be able to follow mortals until lvl 5 since it's too easy to gain
a lvl 2...

Disaster: how about a beeph command, to see any beeps we may have inadvertently missed?

Badman: indicate in 'affects' when you are full, i.e. too full to eat pills or food

Badman: make a mob spec that automatically picks up and wears all types of eq

Badman: infravision should work with the exits command as well as with scan

Extreemist: maybe we could have a config option that tells us when a tick is coming up
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Blame Scavenger for this one.. WHEN BABY PENGUINS ATTACK! What can you do to protect yourself?

http://www.geocities.com/grendelthedog/ ... NGUIN.html

Apparently, Scavenger had to one-up my fantasy coffins from last newsletter. Check out
the ovary coffin!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm

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You know you've joined a pretty cheap health plan when...

Pedal-powered dialysis machines.

Use of antibiotics deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."

Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of "War and Peace."

You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

Exam room has a tip jar.

You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the
anesthesia kicked in.

"Will you be paying in eggs or pelts?"

Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.

"Take two leeches and call me in the morning."

The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.

Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

Covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on Mia Farrow's doorstep.

Radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from
Chernobyl in their pocket.

"Pre-natal vitamin" prescription is a box of Tic-Tacs.

Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana.

Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.

Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day."

Only participating Physicians are Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine.

Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

Plan covers only "group" gynecological exams.

Preprinted prescription pads that say "Walk it off."

To avoid a time consuming and expensive throat culture, the doctor just French kisses you.

Recycled bandages

You can get your flu shot as soon as the hypodermic needle is dry.

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.

24-hour claims line is 1-800-TUF-LUCK

Costly MRI equipment efficiently replaced by an oversized 2-sided copier.

Enema? The lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.
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