Newsletter March 8, 2005

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Newsletter March 8, 2005

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Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter:

Visit us at telnet://barren.coredcs.com:8000/
or our web site at http://www.barrenrealmsmud.com/

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Idea:


Kitsune: whoh to see the last 10 people that entered or exited. ...because life isn't fun
unless you can stalk someone else

These characters need to login:


Aeioan, Anri, Azhure, Blackhawk, Bluehawk, Bluetear, Dagg, Dagul, Delirium, Eragon,
Exile, Ferox, Gonzo, Gosudruid, Herpetore, Killa, Maraxus, Melchior, Melitta, Nahima,
Narva, Nita, None, Obiwan, Olivia, Piggum, Pollux, Quao, Rathshar, Redhawk, Rippa,
Ryerye, Sandallic, Shinji, Souljah, Splinter, Stomper, Tarlissa, TheDoorman, Timika,
Whitecrow, Xiata

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Kiri's WWW of URLS:

For those of you who are bigger Nerds than most.. Are you in Pi?

http://www.facade.com/legacy/amiinpi/

So.. what's your most unwelcome gift?

http://tv.cream.org/gorilla/bgifts.htm

Hamsters in Hats. Because.

http://www.stargazy.org/hamstersinhats/

Abandoned Places

http://www.abandoned-places.com/

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The Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
15> Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.

14> Two words: Gilbert Gottfried(s)

13> Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire consequences.

12> In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has all the money on the entire planet.

11> Hillary's husband discovers true multiple orgasms.

10> If you think there are too many idiots shouting "Show me the money!" on every occasion now, just wait.

9> Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level, and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.

8> "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.

7> And you think it's hard to find your size now!

6> 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford clones.

5> "Alternative" radio filled with even more Nirvana clones.

4> And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the Pittsburgh Lemieuxs -99.

3> Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out of office.

2> Those apocalyptic words: "Ladies & Gentlemen: The John Tesh Philharmonic Orchestra!"

and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...

1> Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't seem quite as far-fetched.
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