July 8, 2005

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July 8, 2005

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Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter:

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Everybody: can we get additional syntax for the wear command to allow for
"wear all.<keyword>" to work? presuming it won't replace existing (as the wear all

Loupgarou: a "deposit all" and a "withdraw all" command would be very nice

Delariand: How about giving heroes the identify spell along with locate object at level 53?

Disaster: all the maps aod sells should be reset to load at level 1 to A) encourage
exploring and B) encourage people to try to find their own corpses (instead of asking how
to get to areas they can't buy maps to)

Kitsune: DonLuigi mob in Calathar that lends you cash for a death defeater / etc.
If you don't pay him back 10x in 24 hours, the "guards" in cities will attack you on

Disaster: antisocial and nosummon should be set as toggles like autoloot, so we could
type just "antisocial" instead of having ot type "config +antisocial"

AMystery: it would seem nice if the academy arena actually linked back to the passage
with the master, so that the first area newbies see makes a bit more logical sense

Disaster: the telpathy spell should be coloured according to the color set for the tell

Nire: if an area is no magic in or out you should be able to teleport/astral from one
part of the area to another

Disaster: 3 new versions of the look command, lookworn, lookinv, and lookroom, which
only look in the appropriate places and can be used to look at 2.item and 3.ED etc.
properly, since look doesn't work right for that

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Garxo, Glenfiddich, Gliss, Grok, Heatseeker, Ixidor, Jager, Jark, Jespyr,
Kamikaze, Kenneth, Kenzer, Kindrid, Larc, Lethriol, Lhurgf, Lid, Lightfist,
Luigi, Lyte, Mallrat, Marduk, Maxis, Naugrim, Plywood, Pug, Punk, Radlum,
Ratty, Ryoga, Sancho, Saveage, Shadowfax, Sierra, Slinky, Suhana, Taimat,
Taper, Taravon, Thaurrod, Veridius, Warren, Whitelighter, Whitewolf, Zeleth,
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man
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Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one
big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The
stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge
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Upon getting into an elevator a passenger asked, "Is this lift going up?" "No, replied
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Answer #6

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate
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silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head,
and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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