September 18, 2003

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September 18, 2003

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Welcome to the weekly Barren Realms MUD Newsletter.

Do you still play often at Barren Realms? Has it been a while? Do you remember the friends, the fun, the excitement? Don't forget we're still here, still free, and still fun! If you've forgotten a thing or two, the players will show you what you need to know! Just log in to:

telnet://barren.coredcs.com:8000/

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NEWS FROM THE REALMS:

Ongoing Quests:

Disaster: Tgames 3

well all, at long last it's time to really get started with the
tgames. i've tried my best to arrange your teams as equally as i can
manage. you are being placed into two tribes, the "Kalonek tribe"
and the "Krenv tribe". for your information, kalonek means "brave"
and krenv means "strong" in breton. please place the appropriate
tribe name in your title. The new level cap is at 25, please don't go
past level 25. i'm doing this because i want you all to have fun
grouping, making your characters stronger, etc-it'll be more fun
taking the time to enhance than just sitting at 50 forever, if you
ask me. be warned that there IS atleast one "mole" per team. this
person will be trying to sabotage your efforts, get you killed, etc.
just one more way to make this a fun experience for you all, i think.
please, PLEASE be familiar with all rules as posted on the forums.
ignorance is NOT an excuse. the following note will list all of the
people on the kalonek and krenv teams (still waiting a few more
minutes though, in case there are any last minute entrants). -dis

Kalonek Tribe:
illiaden, inspire, drail, andriel, tiamet, robert, delidien,
soulranger, exhile, rammshein, mathiu, batman

Krenv Tribe:
indulgence, durran, naugrim, merc, miccis, gamer, soujuri,
necromancy, xanthea, surviver, aniel, mourdrydd, thentia

if you are not on this list, that means you are not participating.
if i have somehow missed including you, contact me VERY quickly about
it, or you'll have lost your chance -dis

your first task is to write a description for yourself. you may
gain extra points by having a theme for you tribe, by dressing in
costume, by having an appropriate title, and writing a team story.
you'll be judged next sunday at 6pm system time

oh, and if you feel like it, i'd love to also receive notes you send
to your group, and any feedback/ideas you guys have. this is, after
all, YOUR quest more than it is mine, so i will do my best to
incorporate what you want provided you communicate that to me -dis

i would have thought this would be common sense, but if you tgamers
go afk, PUT UP A FLAG! i've told you i'm going to mess with you, and
i'm not about ot send you tells first. if you're not afk/busy, i
consider you fair game *evil grin* oh, and if i see you wandering
around killing stuff with a flag up, trying to avoid me messing with
you, then i'll REALLY mess with you *grin* have fun! -dis

ok, i'm softening one rule for you guys (but only one, so far).
i'd originally said that tgamers couldn't use non-tgames quest items.
i realized that "wait a sec, what about quests run for tgamers that
i'm not directly involved in?" and this is what i decided. tgamers
still can't use quest rewards that they personally diddn't earn (so
no using your alts' prizes). if an eq prize is given for an
"unofficial" tgames quest (one run for tgamers without my
involvement) and the eq is better than what could be had at that
level normally, please talk to me before you use it (or at least send
me a note). i've been on daily so far, so i don't think that a delay
of at MOST 24 hours will be too big an inconvenience for you, and
please know that i'm only asking you to do this to keep the
experience as fun and interesting as i can for you. prizes that are
the equivalent of what is already available (such as renames) you
don't have to send me a note about.

oh, and the titles you guys have (leader, 2nd in command, etc) are a
really fun and worthwhile effort for any roleplaying you guys choose
to do, but i don't consider them official in any way. every person on
the team is exactly equal. -dis
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Quest RESULTS:

Kiri: July Typo Quest

Well, I'm *still* fixing these typos from July, and believe me, there are pages and pages of them.
Disaster won by a landslide, and also redid our helps for you guys to reflect the proper grammar and spelling
because I might be finished in 2005 if I tried to do all of it myself.
Disaster, thanks and please come get your prize.
Special thanks also go out to: Sozz, Oversoul, Ghaleon, Xorex, Leiland, Frizban, Beanis,
Souljah, Slart, Chimeron, Everybody, Cataclysm, Glorn, Violet, Dryrrdlor, Nita,
Indiglo, Drawoh, Jalla, Wizzywig, Crux, Squidster, Rabies, and anyone else I might have missed.

DevilsAngel: Quest ended...Two actually

Well yesterday was the last day for Banner entries to the banner quest.
Thank you for all that sent one in. I have 4 entries. They are all well done!!
I will announce the winner in a few days, I probably will need to confer with EB and Kiri, so please be patient.
Since the mudd crashed the searching quest has ended as well.
I know that some wee morties found them and got a good chunk of money and a rename in some!!!
To those who didn't find any, better luck next time. I will be doing these from time to time.
Thanks to all who participated in both quests!! You guys are why we run them!!
*bounces* Dev

Lairian: Heritage

Two people participated in the Human Heritage quest, though neither finished.
Both should talk to Leiland to recieve proper compensation for their time.
The full path and dialogs will be up on the forums shortly, for those interested in
seeing how things went. Leiland and I plan to scale down difficulty a bit in future quests
due to a great underestimation of difficulty on our parts.
Regardless, the quests will continue. Next Saturday, Kender! Please, all Kender who
wish to sate their curiosity about their race's past, join me in Quest Headquarters at 5 pm
system time...this time we mean 5 pm (we hope...). *toe*
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These players need to log in or will lose their characters after a year and a half of inactivity:

Albion, Althea, Apollyon, Asterix, Baofu, Barthezz, Beard, Bliss, Caryn, Celes, Chezz, Crash, Cyrus, Demitrius, Eldane, Feiid, Fenril, Florentyna, Fudge, Inoz, Keskonrix, Korgan, Kusanagi, Lunn, Mesa, Mid, Obelix, Otto, Panoramix, Ritz, Saeros, Secretagent, Serendipity, Tania, Timetracker, Tomo, Took, Tracker, Tynian, Zeon
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IDEAS - please feel free to reply via email or on the boards:

AMystery: lets extend undead so that undead limbs are actually
undead and can spawn baby limbs

AMystery: i think lowbies should almost all have sneak just
because they are small and they should lose it as they get bigger, say
around level 15 they outgrow it

Ghaleon: If you ignore someone, his name shouldn't appear at all
in your screen. IE: Who

Knightwing: Just a thought that would be nice for Avians. I know
it doesn't actually fit in 'Affects', but that might be a good spot to
tell Avians how long their plucked feathers will still last. It would be
nice to know. Thanks! Knightwing

Batman: when will the blackjack table be fixed??
Kiri -- Assume it is QUITE low priority on the to-do list. The code is a big ugly mess, and there are other things we'd prefer to fix. Unless Alicia gets bored.
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Response by Comatose:
This made the who would buy that list
http://www.shopgoodwill.com/viewItem.asp?ItemID=655277
This actually makes me laugh. My wife inherited a collection of beer cans. I was curious about the worth of the collection. I found out that some of the cans could be worth 100+ dollars.
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Kiri's WWW of URLs:

The Current Moon phase, illustrated
http://www.0format.com/

A neat personal gallery. Maybe be a little adult rated.
http://www.dubtastic.com/

How much is inside?
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html

The top 11 strangest Star Wars Action Figures
http://ugo.com/channels/filmTv/features ... tstarwars/
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These are awful, but it was the best I could do this week:

Questions
How come wrong numbers are never busy ?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
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Post by Comatose »

Kiri, this was the best!!!

I got to this question "If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?" and had to wait a few minutes before I could finish reading.

Thanks for the good laugh this morning.

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AMystery: lets extend undead so that undead limbs are actually
undead and can spawn baby limbs
>>Do they stop on the baby limbs? Or do they spawn another baby limbs? I think undeads are already a headache to a couple of people, some don't even bother taking them. They think undeads are too powerful *shrugs*

AMystery: i think lowbies should almost all have sneak just
because they are small and they should lose it as they get bigger, say
around level 15 they outgrow it
>>Again, *shrugs*, I'm not really sure if every lowbie should get sneak... heroes are usually on to give them CRs if they need it, and Clericus can heal level < 11 before they get back to work getting their corpse...

Batman: when will the blackjack table be fixed??
Kiri -- Assume it is QUITE low priority on the to-do list. The code is a big ugly mess, and there are other things we'd prefer to fix. Unless Alicia gets bored.
>>Play blackjack with me... in Yahoo!. :)
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AMystery: i think lowbies should almost all have sneak just
because they are small and they should lose it as they get bigger, say
around level 15 they outgrow it
>>Again, *shrugs*, I'm not really sure if every lowbie should get sneak... heroes are usually on to give them CRs if they need it, and Clericus can heal level < 11 before they get back to work getting their corpse...
I think all races should get sneak except demons at some point, period. Then we don't have to give CRs anymore. :twisted:
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Post by Anakin »

Divebomb wrote:
AMystery: i think lowbies should almost all have sneak just
because they are small and they should lose it as they get bigger, say
around level 15 they outgrow it
>>Again, *shrugs*, I'm not really sure if every lowbie should get sneak... heroes are usually on to give them CRs if they need it, and Clericus can heal level < 11 before they get back to work getting their corpse...
I think all races should get sneak except demons at some point, period. Then we don't have to give CRs anymore. :twisted:
For some reason, I smell that this will lead into taking off our goto command. :wink: :evil:
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Post by disaster »

i don't think all races should have sneak. avians are already patheticly easy to level as morts with such powerful in-guild skills. illithids have mb, which pretty much eliminates the need for sneak for corpse retreivals.
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