August 4, 2004

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August 4, 2004

Post by kiri »

Welcome to the Barren Realms MUD Newsletter!

Announcements:

Faustus: zen garden
Tue Aug 3 16:14:58 2004

As you all may or may not have noticed, we have a new area today, the
"Zen Garden." I'm not going to tell you are where it is, but given the name
of the area, it connects to an area where you would logically expect to find
it. The area is for mid-level morts, but be aware before you go all out,
the area has a few new tricks that haven't been seen elsewhere in the mud.
Hope you all enjoy...

Lari: Siberfels is now open to heroes!

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IDEAS:

Lehua: kenders can't hide if they're flying? i mean a flying kender does attract attention..

Avio: corpses should come up on scan. if you can see mobs around you, you should be able to see a dead body on the floor.

Criterion: a special skill for demons... we can walk the shadow paths... these are special hallways with doors
that let out at various points. only way to access these hallways is from special rooms. doors aren't labeled.

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Kiri's WWW of URLs:

From Dove -- story on Abrupt Climate Change a'la Day After Tomorrow

http://www.ucsusa.org/global_environmen ... ageID=1405

Who Owns the Zebra Puzzle - From Mystique

http://www.themathlab.com/gym/brainbuil ... ozebra.htm

From Mystique - Make your own Avatar!

http://www.dookyweb.com/index.php?seccion=avatars

Also from Mystique (Wow)

http://www.njagyouth.org/liberty.htm
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From DOve:

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. And the winners are...

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
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Post by Anakin »

Avio: corpses should come up on scan. if you can see mobs around you, you should be able to see a dead body on the floor.

>>I believe that's one of the very few uses of birdseye. If they let you see corpses with scan, birdseye would be one more less meaningful.

Criterion: a special skill for demons... we can walk the shadow paths... these are special hallways with doors
that let out at various points. only way to access these hallways is from special rooms. doors aren't labeled.

>>I believe it's called revenant consecration. ;)
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everday always just exactly fits in the newspaper.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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