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Post by Sting » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:06 pm

I just had to post this...

"The North Side of the Courtyard
[Exits: north east south west]
You hear the sounds of the students practicing to the east and west,
and to the south you see the instructor. To the north a hall leads
towards the final section of the Academy. Don't go on till you have
gained a level or two and gotten all the equipment you need from the
trainees in this area.
Elissa the Apprentice of Magic is here.

<35222/35222 hp 13369/20311 mana 4310/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>lick el
You lick her.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>say Hiya
You say 'Hiya'.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>
Elissa looks at you.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>eq
You are using:
<used as light> Sting's Bling
<worn on finger> the ring of the efreeti council
<worn on finger> the ring of the efreeti council
<worn around neck> Kiltheax
<worn around neck> Kiltheax
<worn on body> Sigon's Shelter
<worn on head> Sigon's Visor
<worn on legs>
<worn on feet> Sigon's Sabot
<worn on hands>
<worn on arms> metallic purple tentacles, lined with suckers
<held in offhand> Sting's Sword of the Order of the Stars
<worn about body> cloak of the heavens
<worn about waist> Sigon's Wrap
<worn on wrist> the armband of power
<worn on wrist> the armband of power
<wielded> The Orange Sword of Virtues
<held> Sigon's Wrath

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>
Elissa says 'do you always start a conversation by licking people?'.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>say No, occassionally I goose them
gYou say 'No, occassionally I goose them'.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>oose el
You goose her luscious bottom.

<35222/35222 hp 13374/20311 mana 4612/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>l
The North Side of the Courtyard
[Exits: north east south west]
You hear the sounds of the students practicing to the east and west,
and to the south you see the instructor. To the north a hall leads
towards the final section of the Academy. Don't go on till you have
gained a level or two and gotten all the equipment you need from the
trainees in this area.
Elissa the Apprentice of Magic is here.

<35222/35222 hp 13379/20311 mana 4914/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>say do you always start a conversation with a question?
You say 'do you always start a conversation with a question?'.

<35222/35222 hp 13379/20311 mana 4914/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>wink
You wink suggestively.

<35222/35222 hp 13379/20311 mana 4914/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>say Hi, I'm Sting
You say 'Hi, I'm Sting'.

<35222/35222 hp 13379/20311 mana 4914/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>l
The North Side of the Courtyard
[Exits: north east south west]
You hear the sounds of the students practicing to the east and west,
and to the south you see the instructor. To the north a hall leads
towards the final section of the Academy. Don't go on till you have
gained a level or two and gotten all the equipment you need from the
trainees in this area.
Elissa the Apprentice of Magic is here.

<35222/35222 hp 13379/20311 mana 4914/17137 mv 8280756 tnl>say Are you ne
Elissa says 'I don't get it - you're an immortal. She would have deleted your
account for treating a newbie like this.'."


LASHINGS FOR LICKING! :)

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Post by Sting » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:07 pm

guess I got confused for an Immortal because my whotype read "Monster" lol

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Post by Everybody » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:59 am

It's not that uncommon of a mistake, frankly. People just look at the whotype as a quick check of level. Although why Elissa expected imms to act better than that, I have no idea - I'd say we're generally worse acting (in person) than you fine, upstanding heroes. In her defense, though, she had no way to know how harmless you are, Sting.
-EB
Your local know-it-all. ;)

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Post by Sting » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:09 pm

Correction: mostly* harmless. You never know when I'm in the mood for a nibble ;)

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Post by Bluestar » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:51 pm

That's hilarious :P Sting dear, stop scaring away the newbies.

Also, I want to know who this mysterious "she" who would have you delete is ;)
~Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.~

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